diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

(via simonwang)

lonelywhiteasian:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

image

(via deadlyspoons)

lonelywhiteasian:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

image

(via deadlyspoons)

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

(via lrvin)

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

(via lrvin)

(Source: krabwatch, via deadlyspoons)

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

(Source: caleb-denecour, via funnybro)

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